風景很美幽默句子

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"



　　　"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.



　　　"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."



　　　"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."



　　我沒有睡著



　　當一群婦女上車之后，車上的座位全都被占滿了。售票員注意到一名男子好象是睡著了，他擔心這個人會坐過站，就用肘輕輕地碰了碰他，說：“先生，醒醒！”



　　　 “我沒有睡著?！蹦莻€男人回答。



　　　 “沒睡著？可是你眼睛都閉上了呀？”



　　　 “我知道，我只是不愿意看到在擁擠的車上有女士站在我身邊而已?！?/div>