對(duì)數(shù)來(lái)寶

平日這里的說(shuō)相聲的，耍狗熊的變戲法的數(shù)來(lái)寶的唱秧歌兒說(shuō)古書的練，把式的，都能供給他一些真的快樂(lè)，使他張開大嘴去笑祥子，舍不得北平天橋得算一半兒原因，每逢望到天橋的席棚與那一圈兒的人

藝術(shù)表現(xiàn)方法為德國(guó)戲劇革新家布萊希特創(chuàng)作和倡導(dǎo)霸王別姬中的戲曲是梅派相聲有四門功課，說(shuō)學(xué)，逗唱，其中唱代表的唱太平歌詞說(shuō)學(xué)，逗唱為唱的基本功說(shuō)，能說(shuō)繞口令貫口，會(huì)念定場(chǎng)詞，數(shù)來(lái)寶等學(xué)能學(xué)各省方言學(xué)各地方

伊東天對(duì)地雨對(duì)帆大六對(duì)長(zhǎng)空山花對(duì)海闊赤日對(duì)蒼穹雷雨雨霧蒙蒙。日下對(duì)青春高秋月白雨季晚，霞紅流入愛心和左右離山東江上河，對(duì)漢玉對(duì)紅，李伯對(duì)梅宮煙樓對(duì)雪洞月見對(duì)云宮紅愛戴玉叢門三對(duì)海華對(duì)宋四月對(duì)三國(guó)風(fēng)花對(duì)靜的賽宴，江龍清楚見廣

馬桿對(duì)雞肋杏眼對(duì)桃腮招對(duì)目去對(duì)來(lái)數(shù)以對(duì)康災(zāi)馬干對(duì)雞肋杏眼對(duì)逃災(zāi)僵是僵，硬是好懷開朔雪對(duì)春雷云移枝雀關(guān)日塞鳳凰臺(tái)，河邊舒氣銀芳草樹下清風(fēng)帶落梅柳梅花明艷雨吟聲渾世笑

山對(duì)?；瘜?duì)松四月對(duì)三宮花對(duì)鏡柳賽宴對(duì)江龍青屬店廣寒宮十翠對(duì)啼紅莊州夢(mèng)畫蝶呂望照飛熊北涌當(dāng)風(fēng)停下扇南連瀑日，沈東轟賀五樓頭玉帝弄?dú)埿伦釉馒P翔臺(tái)上紫霄吹蛋美人風(fēng)注釋畫陜西華山松河南松山

吳強(qiáng)傳對(duì)子弟對(duì)王日月對(duì)風(fēng)霜烏臺(tái)對(duì)子府雪雍對(duì)云房香山社宙錦堂不污，對(duì)牙郎分焦圖內(nèi)壁文性是高糖高粱貧女興奮東壁營(yíng)幽人高臥北窗梁秀閣探川麗日半龍清靜色水亭醉下熏風(fēng)長(zhǎng)透碧筒香發(fā)羹行對(duì)貌色對(duì)聲下意對(duì)周經(jīng)晶云對(duì)劍術(shù)，玉慶對(duì)銀征任姥姥，我輕輕，小燕對(duì)春瑩對(duì)春英

烏霞浪船云雨荒，唐神女廟戴宗遙望兒孫羅列丈人風(fēng)凡對(duì)簡(jiǎn)疊對(duì)重一覽對(duì)心庸仙翁對(duì)事半道犯對(duì)如宗花灼灼草融融浪蝶對(duì)狂風(fēng)樹干君子竹，武術(shù)大富松高皇滅相平三杰余地成饒集四兄內(nèi)院家人滿地風(fēng)光愁不盡邊關(guān)過(guò)客連天煙草汗無(wú)窮利翁對(duì)韻上卷三，江雞對(duì)嘔織對(duì)霜大海對(duì)長(zhǎng)江金盤對(duì)玉展，寶竹對(duì)銀缸，朱七建必殺窗武調(diào)對(duì)歌槍興漢推馬舞劍下駐龍旁

一春對(duì)夏喜對(duì)哀大手對(duì)長(zhǎng)財(cái)風(fēng)清對(duì)月朗地闊天開游浪院最蓬萊七鎮(zhèn)對(duì)三臺(tái)青樓胡老丈白夜與人差，鄉(xiāng)風(fēng)十里望仙閣月明一天，私子臺(tái)玉菊冰，桃王五幾英求到將連州離帳，真人原位讀書來(lái)

凡對(duì)簡(jiǎn)疊對(duì)重一覽對(duì)心庸仙翁對(duì)事半道犯如宗花灼灼草融融浪蝶對(duì)狂風(fēng)樹干君子竹武術(shù)大富松高皇滅相平三杰余地成饒集四兄內(nèi)院家人滿地風(fēng)光，愁不盡邊關(guān)過(guò)客，連天煙草汗無(wú)窮。利翁對(duì)韻上卷三江雞對(duì)嘔織對(duì)霜大海對(duì)長(zhǎng)江金盤對(duì)玉展寶竹對(duì)銀缸朱七建必殺窗武調(diào)對(duì)歌槍興漢推馬舞劍下駐龍旁

下卷十三壇，一宮對(duì)雀坐對(duì)刊水北對(duì)天南勝樓對(duì)已郡，惟論對(duì)高談林奇子樹天南得一對(duì)韓三八寶珊瑚枕雙珠戴帽簪。蕭王待世心為赤，如向七軍面獨(dú)蘭賈島失狂，手?jǐn)M槍門行處響張滇草圣頭能如墨血石酣

微對(duì)距少，對(duì)多直干平科分為對(duì)碟屎與力煙縮眉蛋，鎖面微陀妙舞對(duì)輕歌青山才下格伯妹剪春螺將相兼行。唐李靖霸王雜用漢蕭何月本陰經(jīng)，豈有一期臣妾藥難傳之女慢頭縮詞對(duì)善樂(lè)對(duì)科飄渺，對(duì)婆梭長(zhǎng)柳對(duì)長(zhǎng)陽(yáng)細(xì)柳嫩蕊對(duì)寒梭追風(fēng)馬晚日歌玉葉對(duì)金波子趙賢當(dāng)鳳黃庭宦白鵝

五歌微對(duì)句少對(duì)多直蓋對(duì)言說(shuō)沒(méi)帶掃滅微陀妙舞，對(duì)青歌青山才下閣薄媚見春，柔將相畸形唐李靖霸王雜用漢蕭何月本陰莖，豈有一期曾竊藥心回夜宿浪傳織女脈頭縮辭對(duì)善虐對(duì)科飄渺，對(duì)婆梭長(zhǎng)陽(yáng)對(duì)細(xì)柳內(nèi)銳對(duì)寒梭追風(fēng)馬

應(yīng)中應(yīng)受羊兒針對(duì)贊否對(duì)之營(yíng)照蠶絲清居，對(duì)長(zhǎng)袖瑞草對(duì)靈芝劉涕側(cè)斷腸濕喉舌對(duì)腰肢云中雄虎，將天上鳳凰兒余妙，千年垂竹玉垂菊幼香煮寒煙，腰下輕紗龍戴帽海棠精于臉邊，清淚濕咽之針，對(duì)讓望對(duì)絲也隔對(duì)山枝先鋒對(duì)稻谷天造對(duì)人為專種劍所浪錘

下卷谷歌一微對(duì)距少，對(duì)多直干對(duì)平喝風(fēng)梅對(duì)蝶屎梅蛋嫂面微坨妙舞對(duì)輕歌青山才下閣伯妹簡(jiǎn)春羅將相兼行唐李靖霸王雜用漢蕭何月本陰經(jīng)豈有益期，誠(chéng)切要心為夜秀，浪唇織女慢頭縮

祖對(duì)孫夕照對(duì)昭吞藍(lán)臺(tái)桂店海島對(duì)山村悲墮淚復(fù)招魂抱怨，對(duì)懷恩臨埋金土氣，田仲玉生根相府，珠簾垂白，晝邊城畫角對(duì)黃昏楓葉半山秋去，煙霞堪已正梨花滿地，夜來(lái)風(fēng)雨不開門