英語(yǔ)短文初二上冊(cè)笑話

The summer is the most dangerous season of the year in the US because the children spend more time outdoors instead of in school.
2.It did last from May 5 till May 12/8 days.
3.Four summer safety tip are provided by the NSKC.

兒童相冊(cè)小短句如下：

1、寶貝，無(wú)數(shù)次看著你熟睡的樣子，忍不住狠狠親你，那是一種無(wú)以言表的幸福感覺(jué)！

2、你如約來(lái)到人世，感謝老天，你是這么健康和漂亮。當(dāng)你在媽媽肚子里的時(shí)候我就祈禱你的健康。是的，漂亮是其次，你長(zhǎng)成什么樣子都是媽媽的心肝寶貝。

3、寶貝，你永遠(yuǎn)都是媽媽的貼心小棉襖，和你在一起的每一天都是開(kāi)心的，幸福的!媽媽祝福你永遠(yuǎn)健康快樂(lè)!

4、寶貝，因?yàn)槟愕慕蹬R，這一天成了一個(gè)美麗的日子，從此世界，便多了一抹誘人的色彩。

5、希望寶寶健健康康成長(zhǎng)。前途無(wú)量，有一個(gè)美好的未來(lái)。

6、當(dāng)你長(zhǎng)大的'那天，但愿你不會(huì)嫌我嘮叨瑣碎，成長(zhǎng)的過(guò)程再困難，再疲憊，你也不要輕易放棄和后退。

7、有你這樣的兒子，怎能不感到驕傲，生日幸福!

8、飛吧，飛吧，在生活的田野上，你愿望，像這蒲公英的小絨花，將落地生根，遍地開(kāi)花。

9、你長(zhǎng)著一對(duì)翅膀。堅(jiān)韌地飛吧，不要為風(fēng)雨所折服；誠(chéng)摯地飛吧，不要為香甜的蜜汁所陶醉。朝著明確的目標(biāo)，飛向美好的人生。

10、孩子，你知道嗎？當(dāng)你出生的那一剎那，媽媽就感到是世界上最幸福的人！

11、生日快樂(lè)！讓我為你祝福，讓我為你歡笑，因?yàn)樵谀闵盏慕裉欤业膬?nèi)心也跟你一樣的歡騰、快樂(lè)！祝你，生日快樂(lè)！

12、寶貝，無(wú)數(shù)次看著你熟睡的樣子，忍不住狠狠親你，那是一種無(wú)以言表的幸福感覺(jué)!

13、希望寶貝在新的學(xué)期里認(rèn)真學(xué)習(xí)，和同學(xué)們?nèi)谇⑾嗵帯?/p>

14、恭喜！恭喜！祝小寶寶健康成長(zhǎng)，平安快樂(lè)！?

15、她的臉上有一雙帶著稚氣的、被長(zhǎng)長(zhǎng)的睫毛裝飾起來(lái)的美麗的眼睛，就像兩顆水晶葡萄。

Clever rabbit

The wolf and the fox wanted to eat the rabbit, but it wasn't easy to catch him_

One day the wolf said to the fox, "You go home and lie in bed. I'll tell the rabbit that you are dead. When he comes to look at you, you can jump up and catch him_" That's a good idea," said the fox.

He went home at once. The wolf went to the rabbit's house and knocked at the door. "Who is it?" asked the rabbit. "It's the wolf. I've come to tell you that the fox is dead." Then the wolf went away.

The rabbit went to the fox's house. He looked in through the window and saw the fox lying in bed with his eyes closed. He thought, "Is the fox really dead or is he pretending to be dead? If he's not dead, he'll catch me when I go near him_" so he said, "The wolf says that the fox is dead. But he doesn't look like a dead fox. The mouth of a dead fox is always open." When the fox heard this, he thought, "I'll show him that I'm dead." So he opened his mouth.

The rabbit knew that the fox wasn't dead, and he ran as quickly as he could.

【譯文】

聰明的兔子

狼和狐貍想要吃掉兔子，但是這只兔子太難抓到了。

一天，狼對(duì)狐貍說(shuō)：“你回家假裝躺在床上。我去告訴兔子你已經(jīng)死了。當(dāng)他來(lái)看你的時(shí)候，你就可以跳起來(lái)抓住他了?！薄罢媸莻€(gè)好主意!”狐貍說(shuō)。

于是他立刻回到家。狼去兔子的房前敲了敲門(mén)，“是誰(shuí)啊?”兔子問(wèn)道?！袄?，我是來(lái)告訴你狐貍已經(jīng)死了?！闭f(shuō)完狼就走開(kāi)了。兔子去狐貍家看情況。他通過(guò)狐貍家的窗戶看到閉著眼睛的狐貍躺在床上。他想，狐貍是真的死了，還是在假裝呢?如果他沒(méi)有死，那么我走近他就會(huì)被他抓住。于是他說(shuō)：“狼說(shuō)狐貍死了。但是他看起來(lái)并不像死掉了呀。死去的狐貍通常都是張著嘴的?！焙偮?tīng)到這些話就想：我得證明自己是真的死了。于是他張開(kāi)了嘴巴。

這時(shí)兔子知道狐貍并沒(méi)有死，他就以最快的速度跑開(kāi)啦。