適合初中生的2至4分鐘的英語(yǔ)小故事帶翻譯

昨天來(lái)了個(gè)老外，進(jìn)到辦公室，前臺(tái)小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戲，只有自己比較清閑，就面帶微笑的：“hello?”
老外：“hi.”
前臺(tái)小姐：“you have what thing?”

老外：“can you speak english?”
前臺(tái)小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”
老外：“can anybody else speak english? ”
前臺(tái)小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing,no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go.”
老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”
前臺(tái)小姐：“ shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing.”
老外：“i want to speak to your head.”
前臺(tái)小姐：“head not zai.you tomorrow come.”