幫忙翻譯一下~！~

1.Told you a story, there was an idiot in the past, he was very stupid, others asked if he will only shake the head or answer in any question of his " ", have you heard this story?

2.Remind promptly: See on the left of you, and then see on the right of you. Psychosis asking careful one to just slip away out, his characteristic was: Gaze around holding the mobile phone.

1. Tell you a story,long long age,there is a fool, he is very stupid. When asked what he would shake his head or he answered "no", did you heared this story before?
2. Emergency remind you : look to the left, look at your right. Psychiatric care has just slipped out of his holding cell phones are : plunged.

1. Tells a story to you, formerly had a fool, he was extremely stupid,the others asked his what question he all only could shake the head orreply "did not have", this story you have listened?

2. Urgent reminder: Has a look your left side, again has a look yourright side. Please careful just slipped away the neurosis, hischaracteristic was: Takes the handset to look around.