英語幽默故事，要中英對照，簡單易背，但稍微長點。急 啊 ！

耐心的狗
There was a barber in a developing country who had a little shed at the roadside to cut hair, and a certain man used to come in regularly for haircuts. One day he noticed that a dog was always sitting underneath, near the chair where the customers sat for their haircuts. So the man asked the barber, "Is that your dog?" And the barber replied, "No, he always comes every day. It's not my dog. I don't know whose dog it is." Then the customer asked, "So if i t's not your dog, you never feed him, right?" And the barber said, "No." And the customer said, "Then why does he always come here every day?" And the barber answered, "He's waiting in case an ear comes off." A Very Patient Pooch
一處簡陋的鄉(xiāng)下，一位理發(fā)師傅在路邊的小棚子幫人理發(fā)。有位經常 來理發(fā)的男士，注意到有一只狗老是喜歡坐在客人的座椅旁邊，于是 他問師傅：那是你的狗嗎？師傅答：不，不是我的狗，我不知 道那是誰的狗，不過，它每天都會來。那個客人又問：不是你的狗，那你從來沒有喂過它嗎？師傅回答：沒有?？腿擞謫?那它為什么每天都來？師傅回答：它在等看看有沒有耳朵掉下來。