急求一篇英語(yǔ)幽默的兩人對(duì)話，大約2到3分鐘！

Second language
A mother mouse was out for a stroll with her babies when she spotted a cat crouched behind a bush. She watched the cat, and the cat watched the mice.

Mother mouse barked fiercely, "Woof, woof, woof!" The cat was so terrified that it ran for it's life.

Mother mouse turned to her babies and said, "Now, do you understand the value of a second language?"

一只母老鼠帶著孩子出來(lái)散步，突然她看見(jiàn)一只貓正在灌木叢中虎視耽耽。

母老鼠向著貓叫道：“汪，汪，汪”，貓聽(tīng)了非常害怕，拼命跑走了。

母老鼠回過(guò)頭洋洋自得的對(duì)孩子說(shuō)：“現(xiàn)在你知道外語(yǔ)的重要性了吧。”