英語笑話

英語笑話(一)

老師在黑板上寫了一句:Time is money.并讓同學們翻譯。有名學生答道:“湯姆是瑪麗?！? 小明上英文課時跟老師說:May I go to the toilet?
老師說:Go ahead.小明就坐了下來。過了一會兒,小明又跟老師說:May I go to the toilet?
老師說:Go ahead.
小明又坐了下來。他旁邊的同學于是忍不住問:你不是跟老師說要上廁所嗎?怎么不去?
小明說:你沒聽老師說「去你個頭」啊!

英語笑話(二)

某日劉洪濤遇到外賓,上前搭話曰:I am hongtao liu,外賓曰:我TM還是方片七呢!

英語笑話(三)
The Doctor Knows Better


A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor,

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I'm not dead. I'm still alive." "Be quiet, "said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"



醫(yī)生懂得多

一個男人在街上被出租車撞倒送進了醫(yī)院.他的妻子站在他的床前對醫(yī)生說:"我想他傷得很厲害."醫(yī)生說:"我怕他已經(jīng)死了."聽到醫(yī)生的話,這個男人轉動著頭說:"我沒死,我還活著."妻子說:"安靜,醫(yī)生比你懂得多."