英語(yǔ)幽默故事

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.
老師正在講課，彼得打起瞌睡來(lái)了。

Teacher: Peter！Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

老師：彼得！你說(shuō)說(shuō)，世界上什么最大？

Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

彼得: 嗯……嗯……眼皮……

Teacher: What？Eyelids？

老師：什么？眼皮？

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

彼得：是的，老師。因?yàn)槲已劬σ婚]，眼皮就把世界上所有的東西都遮住了

Late one night at the insane asylum (瘋?cè)嗽海﹐ne inmate shouted, "I am Napoleon!"

Another one said, "How do you know?"

The first inmate said, "God told me!"

Just then, a voice from another room shouted, "I did not!"

瘋?cè)嗽?br/>
一天晚上，在瘋?cè)嗽豪?，一個(gè)病人說(shuō)："我是拿破侖！"另一個(gè)說(shuō)："你怎么知道？"第一個(gè)人說(shuō)："上帝對(duì)我說(shuō)的！"一會(huì)兒，一個(gè)聲音從另一個(gè)房間傳來(lái)："我沒(méi)說(shuō)！"