高中英語幽默小故事 急~

同學，你也是玉溪一中12屆7，8班的呀？

Once upon a time ,a stupid guy went to the doctor's.
"What's the matter with you",asked the doctor.
"I have been broken all!",said the fool .
"Broken all,what's it mean?",the doctor was surprised.
Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:"Ouch!There is something wrong with my head."after that,he pointed to his back and said :"ouch,my back hurt."then,he touch his nose and said:"ouch,my nose hurt"……
The doctor thought a while and said :"you have a bad finger"
從前，有個傻瓜去看醫(yī)生。那醫(yī)生問他有什么病。那傻瓜說他全身傷了。那醫(yī)生很疑惑。接著，那傻瓜用手指著頭說：“很痛，我的頭傷了?！苯又兄钢?，鼻子，說它們都傷了。
那醫(yī)生想了一會兒，說：“你的手指傷了?！?/div>